Joanne Kelly
Nude

The fact that willowy, alabaster fox Joanne Kelly hails from the farthest North American hinterlands—Newfoundland, Canada, to be exact—makes Mr. Skin wonder just how many other hotties are hidden away in that chilly land, just waiting to scorch the world by stripping nude. That’s the kind of Global Warming we can really get behind (and be-boobs and be-bush, too)! At the age of seventeen, Joanne Kelly skipped her frozen hometown for the more bustling Nova Scotia, and it wasn’t long before she began landing guest spots on the Canadian boob tube. Joanne Kelly first committed her comely form to big-screen celluloid in The Bay of Love and Sorrows (2002) but caught the discerning eye of Stateside viewers the next year with her work in the short-lived Luke Perry series Jeremiah. A long, cold, empty year passed before Joanne got her first starring role; in National Lampoon’s Going the Distance (2004), the juicy Joanna dominated the screen—especially the scene in which she lifts her skirt and moons out her thong-clad keister. From Joanne, a full moon would be a better view, and we wait with fingers crossed for some Lam-POON. From there, Joanne Kelly became breast known for her skintillating portrayal of Secret Service Agent Mika Bering on the slam-bang Syfy series Warehouse 13. Since then, Joanne Kelly has been one of the most reliably beauteous figures on the boob tube. Joanne Kelly regularly sexes up multiple TV shows with her every appearance and to ogle some examples just check out Joanne Kelly hot in CSI: Miami; The Deep End; No Ordinary Family; Hostages; The Returned; The Zoo; The Disappearance; and The Resident.